Condos at a dirt track

This has got to be the funniest chitter chatter heading into the off season to watch. According to a source close to a building project constructing condos at a local dirt track, here is a list of items residents purchasing cribs at the development will receive when moving in.

• Lifetime supply of Swiffer Sweepers
• Pledge
• Keys to the community water truck
• and a 24 hour access card to the track’s private club located in the restrooms in turn two with all you can eat nacho chesse compliments of the house.